You'll
have to go along with me for this as it only might go
somewhere. I will type it, check for spelling and typos then copy and
paste onto the site.
For
the past twenty or thirty years there has always been a Bruce Willis
to come along and put things right. He would confront some Lex Luther
figure who would hold the antidote to the virus and take it from him.
Luther would have been demanding a trillion dollars. $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.
Yes that's what it is in a
British trillion but as there are only one thousand millions in an
American billion they would put a trillion at $1,000,000,000,000.
Just
twelve zeros and trillions do exist even though in Britain that word
is hardly ever used – even though it's almost the national debt.
The USA's national debt being about fifteen of that 'F' word which
has risen by about Two Trillion (TT) since PINO has been in charge.
My
daughter has a friend called Pino which, I believe, is Sicilian and
that's a good bet particularly as his father was from there. In this case PINO,
as you know, is President in Name Only.
And
there is no Bruce Willis here to help us even if he goes up in a
rocket to stop the Haemorrhoidal Thyroid of an Asteroid aiming for the earth.
In other
words it doesn't matter that there is only a PINO who thinks he is in
a movie arguing and fighting with the staff of his government about
what to call the virus.
In
other words we are in Desolation Row.
I
put that on Facebook yesterday and was very pleased when a friend
replied Cinderella is already sweeping up!
It
meant that someone is on the same page which I think is what's right
and wrong about things - it's great that someone knows it's a Dylan
lyric and terrible when you realise that even at this stage there are
those who don't know and don't think it's important in any case. And
we do need both.
We
might say everything is relative or what's best is only according to
taste but no matter what your politics are if Mars decided to attack
the Earth we would all join forces to fight the red devils – no it
might not be PC or even be racist to call the people from Mars red
anything.
But
I digress.
At
the moment we are being attacked by aliens – PINO is still arguing
at the top but all the way down to the very bottom people are arguing
about whether the virus came from someone eating a baboon in Zimbabwe
or a penguin at the north pole.
They
will give huge theories they got from a friend at London Zoo and then
be shot down by finding out that there are no penguins at the north
pole – or dry cleaners in Cambodia (Look Back in Anger III i 50;
John Osborne) for that matter.
So
if this was a movie the opening scene would be like something above,
maybe with some distant echoey music, maybe an old 1930s song, and
an old newspaper being blown across the empty London streets.
We
would need an existential hero rather like Rick Blaine, from
Casablanca, or even Woody Allen actually trying the virus and finding
out it gives virility and enhances Manhood in the offspring of all
who survive it.
In either
case it would be an existential hero as they are needed to save the
world even though they say 'I stick my neck out for nobody' – as
they don't want to change things even though they know that life
is meaningless but they know it might mean something to somebody.
The
thing about this crisis in this crazy world (Casablanca again) is the
same as the financial crisis in 2008 will be a temporary
change to world socialism except the USA – it was only a part socialist policy in 2008 when a lot of money was thrown at the banks - but
in Britain at least, it will be fully blown this time.
It
has to come now and again and maybe forever one day.
This
time all the private hospitals in the UK have offered their services
to the NHS at cost, a very large proportion of the work force will be
paid by the state – even the self employed eventually – people
will not be required to work, a basic payment will be made to
everybody, except the self employed (I'm kidding), and the banks will
charge and give zero interest then the whole capitalist system will
break down.
Out
of this a hero will arise - hold it hold it where am I going?
During
this PINO will give everyone a cheque for $1,500 and achieve, what he
doesn't want but is going the right way to achieve it and that is -
Dystopia.