It
suddenly hit me earlier that the post I was going to write next I had
already written a few years ago. It was about the time I first moved
to LA and the frustrations I found with the various gadgets such as
the way to put a table lamp on as they were not the same as in the UK.
After my little accident I went back to the car rental place and they didn't say anything, didn't reprimand me or charge me any extra just gave me another car – a bigger one a Le Sabre.
After my little accident I went back to the car rental place and they didn't say anything, didn't reprimand me or charge me any extra just gave me another car – a bigger one a Le Sabre.
So
axe that idea and look at the two women at the top of this page;
those were the two women who argued about me and, hopefully, the only
two whoever did. Maybe it's the reason I have always preferred women
to men.
I
heard a story recently about a guy who had to meet someone in a bar
in Australia. It might have been in the outback but the guy
was a journalist and had to meet another guy, a stranger, as he was
researching something and the custom in the bar was to drink a lot of
beer as fast as you could to prove how much of a man you are – or
even were!
The
journalist had heard this before and heard stories about men coming in with their wives or girl friends and other guys in the bar
wondering why they were talking to their spouses instead of standing
with the guys guzzling beer. 'Come over here, ya baaastard, and drink
with the guys' etc.
When
the journalist had enough to drink he said he would like to go but
the guy looked at him and said 'No! You're going up to the bar and
getting another couple of beers.'
The
journo said 'No! I want to go.'
The
other guy, looked the journo in the eye and repeated what he had said
before but this time with more than a little look of menace in his
eyes.
The
journo went up and got the beers and the other guy started to drink
as if he hadn't been menacing at all.
Now
what this has to do with the fact that those two women above fought
over me which might have made me prefer the company of women as
opposed to men I have no idea; the Australian story just came to me.
But it might be true. In my dotage I still prefer my women friends to
the men. Men are boring talking about shit and not listening. I spent
an hour or so with two men in a bar in Northampton as they told
jokes. They must have been thinking about the next joke when they
were being told one so, I suppose, were performing for me and the
more they drank the more the jokes became stale and you can tell
what that would be like when I tell you that the first gag was crap.
As
Shakespeare said What a piece of work is a man!
Those
two women? My mother and my granny. There she is on the left, my
grandmother Mary Tuite, nee Fay; born in Dublin Ireland and on the
right Esther Mary Sullivan nee Tuite, also born in Dublin.
My
granny emigrated to Manchester with seven of her eight children
leaving one child back in Dublin. That one child? My mother –
Esther Mary Tuite. She was old enough, in her twenties, not to be
ruled by her father who wanted her in by 10.00 at night at that age
and that's why she moved in with her friend May Davies.
Now
May Davies was a name that was always banded about our house as she
was my mother's best friend but we never met her. We didn't meet my
dad's best friend either and he was called Joe Picard.
My
granny moved to Manchester and when my mother was pregnant she sent
me to Manchester to stay with her.
Maybe
it was too much for her to look after me at the same time as trying
to work I don't know and maybe granny suggested it in any case.
My
mother came to Manchester to have the second baby and I would be two
years and two months old and I can remember standing on the table
being dressed by both of my parents as we were going home and my
father was arguing with granny. Granny wanted me to stay – isn't
one enough for you, she said. It was okay for me, being spoiled by my
grandmother, getting her picture taken with me and treating me to
whatever I wanted. That picture for the next twenty years was in
every one of the houses of the siblings – seven altogether don't
forget. I was also told that my Godmother had her photo taken with me
too and that she wore a glove on the left hand to hide the fact that
she wasn't married and pretending I was her child.
So
a complicated how do you do, don't you think!
I
did notice that when we left the house in Manchester it was very calm
and that is the way to settle arguments.
Exit!
Here
we are many years later and those two women are gone; my granny was
only 18 years older than my mother and died when she was 55 and my
mother died when she was 79.
My
father decided where I would live. A very kind gentle man and
definitely in charge who wouldn't stand nonsense from either sex.
These
days we hear the description of the people who run the world and it
boils down to the middle aged white man – sometimes in a suit –
but always the middle aged white man.
And
of course the middle aged white man has made a mess so far so is it
time for the middle aged women to run the place? Is it?
You'll
have to think about that. I watched the recent series of Endeavour
on TV here and the episodes were set in the 60s. The university
lecturer was very badly written. He ate in a very lower middle class
home with his meat and two veg, a small dining room piece of shit
table and behaved like a salesman at home with his wife or a bank
manager wondering if it was the night he has to jump on her when they
get to bed or is it the night when they do the jigsaw puzzle.
At
work when Morse, the detective, talked about the murder the lecturer
referred to women as some kind of species from outer space. For
example they do this, or they won't do things like
that as if working with a woman was some kind of drudge.
I
remember when I worked for the post office as a postman, for the short
time I did, that the office of about 100 postmen had one woman and
one immigrant – a Sikh. The men had a complaint about each of them.
Mr
Singh would grab all the overtime and the woman wouldn't load the
vans.
To
me? One woman, maybe twenty five years older than me meant one thing.
A shave every morning with after shave. Told you I have always liked
women.
Of
course it was some middle aged old bastard of a boss (a PHG) who
would take her outside for a smoke all the time. Would make sure she
got a lift to her walk (her mail round is called a 'walk') as her bag was a bit heavy and maybe even more
- I didn't know.
I was always looking for a way out: a job on the vans, a late start (I had to be in there 5.00 am) anything. I would meet old school mates and when I told them what I was doing they'd say 'well it's better than walking the streets!'
I was always looking for a way out: a job on the vans, a late start (I had to be in there 5.00 am) anything. I would meet old school mates and when I told them what I was doing they'd say 'well it's better than walking the streets!'
It's
no good writing about it here or even showing it on TV – you had
to be there. If you want to know what it was like back then
it is better to look at some old TV on Talking Pictures or a
channel that also shows old TV shows as you really had to be there and ask
yourself, which we didn't at the time, how did it ever get like this?
So
I didn't really reach a conclusion here did I? I didn't think I would
when I started but I will say that I don't think I have ever been
sexist – I know that as a young man I would look at the young women
but the older you get you still look but with age comes appreciation
of age.
I
was, as I said before, going to write about Los Angeles here, but
when I went to have my eyes tested the other day I told the optician
about my Heath Robinson photo – this one.
Only
my little joke about Heath Robinson as my distance glasses were away
getting replaced so I tried this joke and the lens worked but . . . .
I
also found the photos of my granny and my mother which started me off
so I have to apologise for such a long post – unless you enjoyed it
of course!